DEAR MEALBAR® LOVERS
       Just in case you're wondering, Murphy's law has been alive, well and very active making sure that EVERY single aspect of manufacturing THE ULTIMATE MEALBAR^® was an absolute nightmare from day one, for two years straight. From the printers of the outer box, to the providers of the labels to the manufacturers of the MEALBAR^® itself and last, but not least, even the truckers who delivered the product to us have all operated at the lowest levels of human performance.

       In spite of the overwhelmingly positive response and appreciation for THE ULTIMATE MEALBAR^® and my relentless tenacity, I need a break from this fiasco. I'll probably try again with a yet unknown but hopefully better group of people in about six to twelve months. Check our website periodically for updates.

       Remember, I want the MEALBAR^® in my body just as much as you do.

Very Sincerely,

Sam Gerard
President and CEO